hangin' tough

NO. FREAKIN. WAY.

more on this later.

i will be *really* glad when january 2008 is over.

just sayin.

i bet his name was derek jr.

scout saves maldives leader from assassin

i know i'm just reporting old news today, but i just keep cracking up when i read these things. all i can picture is spiky hair and BLUE STEEL break-dance fighting down the runway towards the prime minister of malaysia.

i bet that scout was wondering if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

wasn't this the punchline of a "redneck" joke?

bird dog steps on gun, kills hunter

yes, it was in a truck, too. not sure about mama, the rain, jail, a train, or being drunk, but something tells me all of those things were also involved.

how old does THIS make you feel?

Nike to release 23rd Air Jordan

23rd edition?!? are you kidding me? i remember the first kid in my 3rd-grade class to get air jordans was the COOLEST kid around for, like, a month. and i also remember a bunch of parents muttering the word "spoiled" and "hundred-dollar shoes" under their breath. not mine, of course. but somebody's.

does that make me OLD?