i just deleted about a bazillion spam messages from my email, and some of the titles were just spectacular. i copied a few down for your reading pleasure:
- britney in coma, feared dead
- you are about to get fired [would have freaked the hell out of me 5 yrs ago]
- fill in your life with colors of fun!
- shopping queen loves to party
- michael jackson gives up being a pedophile
- bulgarian diplomat arrested with 0.4kg of plutonium
- oprah winfrey breaks leg in horror crash
- what a stupid face you have there misskelley [personal favorite]
- misskelley is a moron
- you look really stupid misskelley
- slap-up products of fashion
- cling on to budget bling blings
- natural fertilizer for your cucumber
- with such big bolt even statue of liberty will be satisfied!
- flawless narcotic offerings
- i videotaped my mom while she was masturbating [most disturbing of all]
nice, huh? don't those links just screeeeeeam, "click me"?!? i think i'm going to be a spammer when i grow up.
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